The best of the bailout jokes.
-Bad News from Japan.
In the last few days:
· The famous Origami Bank has folded!
· The Sumo Bank has gone belly up!
· The Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches!
· The Karaoke Bank is up for sale and likely to go for a song.
· Shares in the Kamikaze Bank have been suspended after they nose dived and
· 500 staff at the Karate Bank have been given the chop.
· Finally, analysts report there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank and it is feared that customers may get a raw deal.
-I went to buy a toaster, and it came with a bank.
Q: What’s the difference between a bond and a bond trader?
A: A bond matures.
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two … one to change the bulb, the other to sell off the old one at the highest price possible before CNBC reports that it’s burned out.
Q: How many commodities traders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they don’t change bulbs; but the trading price of darkness plummets due to oversupply.
Q: How many real-estate agents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one … but after changing the bulb, s/he raises the asking-price of the house due to “recent renovations.”